Our take on the CUP OF CONCRETE

Cup of Concrete is a novelty gift: a plain coffee cup filled solid with real concrete. It is a joke object, not a usable mug, meant to get a laugh from someone laid up or feeling sorry for themselves. It has no rival in function, only in gag gifts, where it stands out for being heavy, blunt and impossible to drink from.

Best forA gag gift for a friend in hospitalPoking fun at someone who is milking an injuryA cheap laugh for a mate with a dry sense of humorA desk ornament for someone who likes deadpan jokes

Pros

Simple, instantly readable joke
Real concrete gives it genuine heft
Needs no batteries, setup or explanation
Works as a paperweight or desk ornament after the laugh

Cons

Cannot be used to drink from
Heavy and breakable if dropped

Questions and answers

Can you drink out of it?

No. The cup is filled with solid concrete, so it is a gag object only.

Is it a real coffee cup?

It is a plain cup shape, but the concrete fill makes it a novelty item rather than drinkware.

Who is it meant for?

Someone who will get the joke, such as a friend in hospital or a mate milking a minor injury.

Is it heavy?

Yes. Real concrete makes it noticeably heavier than a normal cup.

Can it be used as a paperweight?

Yes. Its weight and flat base suit it to holding down paper once the joke is over.

Where is the CUP OF CONCRETE cheapest?

At CUPACRETE, for $18.00, as of our latest check.

CUP OF CONCRETE

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Last seen at $18.00 at CUPACRETE on Nov 10.

Our take on the CUP OF CONCRETE

Best forA gag gift for a friend in hospitalPoking fun at someone who is milking an injuryA cheap laugh for a mate with a dry sense of humorA desk ornament for someone who likes deadpan jokes

Pros

Simple, instantly readable joke
Real concrete gives it genuine heft
Needs no batteries, setup or explanation
Works as a paperweight or desk ornament after the laugh

Cons

Cannot be used to drink from
Heavy and breakable if dropped

CUP OF CONCRETE prices at every store

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$18.00Checked Nov 10
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About the CUP OF CONCRETE

This is a plain coffee cup filled with real concrete. It has no calories.

Contents: Plain coffee cup filled with real concrete
Calories: Zero

Questions and answers

Can you drink out of it?: No. The cup is filled with solid concrete, so it is a gag object only.
Is it a real coffee cup?: It is a plain cup shape, but the concrete fill makes it a novelty item rather than drinkware.
Who is it meant for?: Someone who will get the joke, such as a friend in hospital or a mate milking a minor injury.
Is it heavy?: Yes. Real concrete makes it noticeably heavier than a normal cup.
Can it be used as a paperweight?: Yes. Its weight and flat base suit it to holding down paper once the joke is over.
Where is the CUP OF CONCRETE cheapest?: At CUPACRETE, for $18.00, as of our latest check.