What is a coir doormat made of?

Coir is the coarse fiber from coconut husks. It is stiff and scratchy, which is what scrapes mud and grit off shoes.

Can it stay outside in the rain?

Coir absorbs water and dries slowly, so it lasts longer under a porch roof or awning. Left in steady rain it stays damp and can grow mildew.

The message is printed on the fiber. Heavy foot traffic and direct sun fade it over time, and the mat looks best kept out of constant weather.

New coir mats drop loose fibers for a while. Shaking it out outdoors clears them, and shedding settles with use.

Shake it out and vacuum or brush off dry dirt. Keep it dry rather than hosing it down, since wet coir takes a long time to dry.

It suits a housewarming or a household that enjoys a joke at the door. The humor is the point, so pick it for someone who will laugh at it.

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